01 Mar

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Starring Arnold Swarzenegger, Forrest Whittaker, and Johnny Knoxville   The Last Stand is basically the Old West mixed with modern day firepower and a classic action hero. Arnold Swarzenegger plays Sheriff Ray Owens, the sheriff of a small, sleepy town on the U.S./Mexico border. This town also happens to be the last stop of a Mexican drug lord on the run from the FBI. Of course the sheriff, being an honorable Old West type, says, “Not in my town!” To preface this review, I would like that to say that I grew up watching action movies; that was father-daughter bonding...

08 Feb

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Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters (2013) GRADE: C- write essays for me Director: Tommy Wirkola   Starring: Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton   In this new age, ass-kicking Grimm’s fairytale, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) are guns for hire. Hansel and Gretel’s parents abandoned them in the woods one mysterious night and, just like in the original storybook, the two have to fight off a ravenous witch. They quickly turn this one event into a lifelong career. If there’s a witch, she burns by their hands. Nothing can shake their resolve until they stumble upon a secret from…