08 Feb Staff Movie Review: Hansel and Gretel (Don’t follow the Bread Crumbs)
Hansel and Gretel, Witch Hunters (2013) GRADE: C- write essays for me Director: Tommy Wirkola Starring: Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton In this new age, ass-kicking Grimm’s fairytale, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) are guns for hire. Hansel and Gretel’s parents abandoned them in the woods one mysterious night and, just like in the original storybook, the two have to fight off a ravenous witch. They quickly turn this one event into a lifelong career. If there’s a witch, she burns by their hands. Nothing can shake their resolve until they stumble upon a secret from…